Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, Iām finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but Iām here to tell you thereās nothing to worry about, Uh, youāll do fine. So, letās just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, letās see, first thereās an introductory greeting from the company, that Iām supposed to read. Uh, itās kind of a legal thing, you know.
Um, āWelcome to Freddy Fazbearās Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.ā Blah blah blah.
Now that might sound bad, I know. But, thereās really nothing to worry about.
Uh, the animatronic characters here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? Iād probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, theyāre left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ā87. Yeah. I-Itās amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably wonāt recognize you as a person. Theyāll pr-Theyāll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since thatās against the rules here at Freddy Fazbearās Pizza, theyāll probably try toā¦forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldnāt be so bad, if the suits themselves werenāt filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort, and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask. Heh. Yeah, they donāt tell you these things when you sign up.
But hey, first day should be a breeze. Iāll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
hee her hee ummm, moooooon :( what does this pearl mean @looking-from-the-moon