Slowly Losing My Shit

No more numeric pain scales. I want my doctors asking where my pain ranks on a scale from "The biology of Vulcans" to The Moment When Jim's Voice Breaks During Spock's Eulogy In Wrath Of Khan

James T Kirk would fistfight William Shatner on sight but he would give Chris Pine a kiss on the mouth

my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time you’re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from the being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxer…. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but he’s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure he’s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)

i love the naked time because it implies spock is a sad drunk. the first thing bro does without inhibitions is cry a little. maybe have a breakdown, as a reward. and then a homoerotic kissy feely fistfight with the boys

Starfleet medical officers will be like, "I'm a doctor, not a [literally anything other than a doctor]" then spend all day on the bridge yelling at the first officer instead of being in Sick Bay.

Man Like Mobeen seems alright. I recognise some of the locations which is ace.

I was watching it like omg this must be how Americans feel! It panned past a hostile my mom used to stay at by the lake up that way and we were weirdly exited about it. Every new location we were guessing where about it would be.

love the idea of telling someone to watch man like mobeen if they want joyous whimsy because i've never seen a show slide so seamlessly from plotless hangout sessions into severe emotional distress

Khaji Da would call Jaime a simp.