here comes curren chan, ready to make the whooole world a cuter place! ā curren's the only girl you need to keep your eyes on! okay? āŖ
this is a sideblog where i post and reblog umas. asks open for anything! feel free to drop art/writing requests in my inbox if you like my stuff.
i'm an adult, he/it, i'm a guy. i got into uma around the global release in summer of 2025. posts may be suggestive so minors discouraged from following but i canāt stop you or anything.
tag directory:
k.original ā my posts
k.art ā my art
k.writing ā my writing
k.gameplay ā gameplay
k.citation ā quotes and screenshots
keiba ā irl horses
all characters tagged with their full names. ship names have yet to be standardized; i'll do so once i post more...
more to be added if it becomes relevant
i like yuri. i mostly only care about f!trainers. do not bring discourse here or you get blocked.
despite the blog theming, curren isn't actually my favorite, but i do like her a lot. my favorite in global is kawakami princess, and rulership is my girlfriend whose friends all want her to break up with me because iām bad for her. more of my opinions under the cut!
off the bat, my personal tierlist...
this tierlist was last updated march 3, 2026.
yes i can name all of them on sight. i like this game a normal amount. anyway i like mean women a lot, and also super creek. the rankings from love upwards are a lot more solid; anyone between neutral and like a lot can shift depending on the day and how i'm feeling. actually sometimes neutral and neutral positive can drop into i can't name you tier because i forgor, but i'm working on it.
of the mangas i've read...
star blossom just barely outpaces cingray for me; i like the art style more, and the trainer/uma yuri goes crazy... but cingray is absolute peak too. i ended up binge reading it for like six hours straight. i would highly recommend both even to non uma fans. theeeee quintessential mangas to read if you wanna get into it.
umamusumeshi and the star blossom anthology are both really cute supplementals if you like the characters! i'd lump umayon in with them too, although not as high quality as the others.
pisupisuāsupisupi - gold ship is. fine? hit or miss, personally. i don't think i'm the audience for that style of humor, it's a bit too XD Random for me. i do think the baby umas are cute though. i <3 you baby spe.
haru urara ganbare is not worth reading. barely about our urara; completely different personality, early installment weirdness, i don't care for the lolibait either.
i haven't read starting gate yet! i will eventually. when i do i'll slot it into wherever it ranks.
as for the anime...
road to the top is so good. crazy animation, especially the last spurt of the final race, and it's made me appreciate the. sorry. the ntr av opera o trio. even though i don't care that much about topro as compared to the rest of the cast, i still rooted for her, and i think she's super cute in the movie art style. i wish topro was in ope's in-game career...
cinderella gray is peak. itās peak! what can i say. iām watching it with my mom, by which i mean i started watching it with her in the room and she got suckered into paying attention to it with me because itās just that good. everyone watch cingray.
umayuru and umayon and pretty gray etc are cute little shorts if you like the characters, similar to what i said about umayon in the manga section.
ship-wise, my favorites are...
riko/f!trainer. the others aren't important. i love you riko kashimoto my beautiful girlfailure wife. romi park i'm single please call me. oh i also like poly10derby (flash/rose/pisa/rura).
for the most part, i can be convinced to like any ship if you have a strong enough argument for it. sometimes the argument is "wouldn't it be really funny?" so. it does not take a lot. i'm a chronic multishipper and i think ship wars and discourse and top/bottom debates are silly. do whatever you want forever.
uhh i think that's all! thank you for reading this far if you did! reblogs appreciated! ^_^
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content blast!! sorry for the inactivity (i say to my like three followers) i'm still alive but i don't follow that many uma accounts on here and thus don't have much to reblog. i have some art in the backlogs i'd like to get cleaned up and posted soon though!
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The Empress!! I don't think I need to explain my choice of uma here. I went with Air Grooves wedding alt bc I despise her unique racewear š and my hc skin tone I refuse to draw her paper white!
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The hard part about being an umamusume fan is there's just SO MUCH SOURCE MATERIAL, so I'm afraid that whenever I make a headcanon or flesh out an oc's backstory or write a fic or whatever, it'll contradict the lore from some piece of source material that I either didn't know existed, or forgot about.
Like, There's already a TOOOON of lore and information in the main gacha game, and that's before considering party dash, the anime, the anime spinoffs, The OVAs, the various manga, the freaking CD DRAMAS... It's alot, clearly ^^;
To anyone who's better at fandoming than me, do y'all have any tips for keeping all the lore bits in your head at once (and not going insane in the process)?
not that iām particularly good at fandoming since i purposefully try to stay kinda out of it, but i do struggle with like. near debilitating anxiety that prevents me from even opening my documents sometimes, that centers exactly around the fear that iāll mischaracterize someone or overlook an important detail or somethingā¦ frankly the only way to get over this is to just write, and then clean it up when itās written ^^;
but something iāve found from playing the game and reading/watching whatever i can get my hands on is that while the broad strokes stay mostly the same, even the franchise itself can be inconsistent with its own characters. the game has a different writing philosophy than cingray which has a different writing philosophy than umamusumeshi and so on.
and i find it easier to focus only on whatās relevant to what youāre writing. making an oc based on a real horse? check out her genmates and pedigree and see whoās in the game, build her connections and personality off of that. writing about a specific girl? skim through her wiki page and/or character story (if sheās playable), get a general grasp of her words vs her thoughts vs her actions and go from there. you donāt need to know everything about everything, but, you know, have a baseline.
generally, though, if you get something wrongā¦ oh well. it happens. you can always edit and revise later. even after itās posted! i recently overhauled my own fic because i wasnāt happy with it nearly a month after i posted it.
there is also the ~600 page google doc of uma lore, which i havenāt read all the way through but it might be helpful to have on hand. donāt worry about it too much though. iām not sure even the writers keep all the lore bits in their heads.
thinking about transfemme umas and my thought process is going more or less like this:
ā¢ maybe the umamusume gene doesnāt fully kick in until an estrogen-based puberty, which lines up with etsukoās backstory of her uma childhood friend suddenly getting faster than all the others in their running club
ā¢ but wait, where does that leave the ātransfemmes in gendered sportsā debate in the uma world? would transitioning umafemmes be barred from male sports because umamusume are unequivocally stronger and faster than humans? what about umamascs? does the umamusume gene get cancelled out by the presence of testosterone?
ā¢ well, maybe since umamusume are a woman-only subspecies of human, gendered sports donāt exist in umaworld and itās split up based on skill/weight class/etc. maybe gender discrimination doesnāt exist at all actually
ā¢ but that canāt be right, cygames will never dive into this but cityās whole ānobody takes me seriously as an athlete because iām just a pretty face to themā thing is absolutely tied to misogyny ā also, there has to be SOME sort of gender discrimination, why else would the triple tiara route (noted for its proximity to femininity) net less fans than the triple crown route (and the jbc ladiesā classic nets less fans than both the sprint and the classic. Also, why is the name gendered when all umas are women)
ā¢ wait im getting away from my main point which is how transfemme umamusume would work. i still maintain that its tied to estrogen because that makes the most sense to me but perhaps im missing some crucial lore
and all of this is going on while the devil on my shoulder loudly goes āhey if horses donāt exist in umaworld how did they first synthesize estrogenā
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