Tomfuckery

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

Maybe it will make her stop making music and turn into a hermit living on an uncharted island in the Pacific.

Zero chance of that, she loves her private jet too much.

Just her and her private jet on an uncharted island in the pacific. She’ll build a runway with her bare hands and fly to Ibiza twice a day for fuel and to give her beloved jet some exercise and enrichment (belching carbon dioxide into the atmosphere). It’s a love story baby just say VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

notice how everyone is horny today

Sounds like something I would hate to see, I’m glad I never will. I’m not as cultured as the Hollywood elite, so I might have accidentally called it “beautiful” or “magical” or “God giving a gift directly to me, a filmmaker, to help convey the feeling of returning home after a long absence, showing His hand to aid the telling of His second-favorite ancient human story”, instead of correctly identifying it as Lame and For Girls (specifically Young Girls, ew) like these smarter grown up Hollywood elites. I’m glad that when I go see the movie the castle will be only brown and grey, and the miracle of visual/emotional storytelling that God created specifically for this story was witnessed only by those Hollywood elites who hated it and are calling it Gay (implied) and For Little Girls (ew).

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

Hold on a minute this isn’t stocking grocery shelves I’m being tenderly fucked in the ass by a man