i honestly don't know how to use this website 😔

Did you guys only get 1 quote

Maybe I should go into contract killing 🤔

liveblog

“yeah just made ten k to take out a rival gang boss popped his head like a water balloon LMAO”

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

capitalism

if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

It was also about Capitalism

bandits in skyrim will really spill oil all over the place and rig explosives on the ceilings and then they just live like that. they stand right under them.

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

How you be allergic to salad? it’s not a specific food. It’s not. It’s an assembly method for a lovely cold-food. It doesn’t have to have dressing. it doesn’t have to have lettuce. Shredded broccoli and cheese with herbs in a oil-and-vinegar dressing. Raisins and shredded carrots in that weird sweet dressing. Weird dry salad.

cool but i am still not the guy who is allergic to salad

Everyone who wants to join tumblr should be shown this post as a warning for what they’re getting into.

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Sunk conk phallusy

Phallussy

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