LongLiveLiv

me after sitting in the sun for ten minutes: love is real

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

WAIT A MINUTE

I love ppl with beautiful energy, the type that instantly put u in a better mood just by being around them

Without remorse.

Without hesitation

without a napkin

Without dipping us in sauce

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

then explain mum

mother uf me

I just spit through my nose

Date someone who is home, comfort and adventure all at the same time. Life is too short to be with someone that doesn’t satisfy every part of you.

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

This is so important