just pipeweed thoughts

I have a distinct suspicion that there is a fungus of some kind paying attention to me

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

Imagine going to take a shower and the water just dodges you, and not being able to tell whether you are hydrophobic or if the water has become homophobic.

this new strain is called the genetic memory of your mammalian ancestors and when you smoke it you wake up as a small mouselike creature carefully treading through ash left in the wake of the chicxulub meteor impact 66 million years ago. and you dont wake up you live the whole rest of your life as a protomammal until youre eaten by a monitor lizard. and it helps you sleep