ברוך אתה ה' א‑לוהינו מלך העולם, שהכ?

I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t sit there

In 2015, I want to get slept with not slept on

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

Even if he gets really mad about it. Remember that it’s his problem that he caught feelings. Not your problem.

Same thing applies with a girl if she catches feelings when a guy is friendly with her. It’s her problem.

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit

they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…

Girls don’t want boys, girls want a spinoff show dedicated to River Song.