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this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

do y’all ever think about how isak introduced the idea of parallel universes and subsequently allowed all remakes to be canon with og but just happening across the multiverse,,,, the iconic stepped out

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

Thas the fastest snatch ever

I’ve seen this post before so many time but never before with that last addition. The added context definitely changes things

You know?

SKAM culture is following more SKAM universe character profiles on Instagram than profiles of real people.

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

they should’ve never canceled happy endings

This is the best moment in Drag Race history #knowthat

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators