“Just call me Marcus”

I can’t believe my dad eats shirts

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I’m sorry!! It was just a joke-You aren’t mad right?

Of course not!!! I could never stay mad at you.

@lonelyshadowbeast

Now please stop these accusations.

GO ASKK HIM WHY HE EATS ALL MY NICE HAWAIIAN SHIRTTS

Are-Are you drunk?

BUT YUOU EAT MY SHIRTS, I KNOW YOU DO, THEY AREN’T IN MY CLOSET ANYMORRE

Also I don’t know what happened to them, but I sure as heck didn’t eat em.

I can’t believe my dad eats shirts

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GO ASKK HIM WHY HE EATS ALL MY NICE HAWAIIAN SHIRTTS

Are-Are you drunk?

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

I TOOK A “SELFIE” beCAUSE i am HUMAN!! and HUMANS DO THAT

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