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i’m kinda like if dead batteries were a girl

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Go my Goslings!!!
Same thing with some fun colours below the cut!
Assign an aspect of nature to prev
Waves at the beach
Rushing breeze through leaves
A crack of thunder
Flow of a river
The shine of a gem
Dancing embers of a flame
Torrential rain
Slow falling snow
An emerald sea of grass
Austere cliffside
A maze of roots
The endless oceans
Caterpillar girl named Eris
Two girls with silly hats

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everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach
leg show magazine special 1995
the problem with the idea that we can bully cis men out of toxic masculinity is that toxic masculinity is fundamentally about bullying people seen as men into "proper" behavior. the patriarchy is absolutely in love with casual cruelty and shame as a way of modifying behavior. and whenever i see people trying to use toxic masculinity tactics but for feminist aims it makes me want to bite the walls. oh wow you are telling depressed boys that if they feel bad about themselves its all their fault for being a whiny bitch? are you also selling a $200 get rich quick scheme and sawdust supplements by any chance
#wild to me because I keep seeing people like “oh I should be nice and friendly to someone who's actively trying to kill me then?”#like no there is in fact a middle ground between. checking my notes.#being mean to struggling people. and being personally responsible for struggling people to your own detriment#there are in fact a whole spectrum of middle grounds#“ignoring someone” is in fact an option#but the same people who are like “what do you want me to be personally responsible for a man's transformation?”#will then use bullying tactics and claim the shame will help the men in a transformation?#it sounds like you're still using energy to get involved but you just get mad when people ask you to do it in ways that are effective praxis#you can't have it both ways. either get involved in an effective and humane way or. like. don't get involved LOL!
pulling out these tags because they are great. specifically i think more people need to hear "hating on men is still giving men your energy and you aren't even spending that energy on effective praxis"
people who are sinking a lot of time, effort, and ego into Being Mean To People For Good Reasons get incredibly fucking mad when you tell them that being Nice To People For The Same Reasons accomplishes their stated goals way more effectively.
and then you find out that the Reasons were actually Excuses and being mean was the entire point.
and that now that they know that you know this they're going to try and kill you.
hey party people, I’m here to talk about my experience with transmisandry—
“you can’t call it transmisandry, misandry isn’t real and is an MRA talking point”
ok, my experience with transandrophobia—
“you’re not experiencing oppression for being a man, you’re just experiencing misogyny and transphobia (but you can’t call it transmisogyny, that doesn’t apply to you)”
ok, my experience with isomisogyny—
“you don’t experience misogyny, you’re a man, and you can’t call it your own special brand of misogyny anyways, you don’t have it worse than anyone else”
ok, my experience with anti-transmasculinity—
“transmasculinity is rewarded, as is all expressions of masculinity in this society. You’re transitioning into privilege”
ok, my experience with transandromisia—
“you don’t experience oppression, look at all these stupid words you made up to make yourself feel special you little birthday boy tMRA”
ok, how about we talk about your experience with shutting the fuck up and not taking others talking about their own oppression personally, since clearly you can’t stand hearing about us for even one second.

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let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?
yeah
i uh i didn't have anything else
me neither. it would be fucked up
i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again
No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!
oh thank GOD
just want to add i love how much she hates elon
yeah okay ill reblog that
She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”
Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:
Photoshoot with Portobello the bunny
April 29, 2011
rabbits are lucky on account of all the clover like they eat so much clover that they're bound to be chowing down on some four-leafed ones and all of the luck from those few lucky clovers is heavy (good luck weighs more than bad luck or neutral luck does) so it slips down the body and gets stored in the rabbit's feet and that's how their feet are so strong and able to hop so far it's all the luck.

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Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.
I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.
I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.
Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.
Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.
someone you don't have to hide your "weird" side from >>>>>>>>>>