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i’m kinda like if dead batteries were a girl

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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people
❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"
✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"
I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

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not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.
there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.
⌨️Porygon Soda Pop⌨️
🍃Chikorita Soda Pop🍃
a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly
Best thing about the new pokemon game is the utterly baffling daily schedule the protagonist has. Living out of an overnight bag in a hotel like suite life of Zack and Cody. Unclear whether you pay for this hotel room or not. Also unclear how this place even stays open because explicitly no one else stays here. Run around doing bullshit for a few hours and then the purge starts. Sleep for like one hour every few days because you’re busy participating in said purge all night. Come home to 5:00 am bullshit dinner. The only other thing you eat is like five coffees a day. Most of these are in the middle of the night. Rinse and repeat. I assume real life France is like this also

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FREE HIM
HE CAME BACK
Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.
If you look closely, she’s got the heart tail so. Girlboss.
“It’s deflating, it’ll scare the kids!!”
*violently tackles and abducts her*
So, okay. In the Anime, Nurse Joy is one of a couple of NPC families, probably an in-joke about being based on an RPG. In the original series, they were all identical individuals who were related (through marriage inexplicably sometimes) who shared the same name.
Not only are they physically identical, but they also have regional variants, which honestly are just like clothing style and hairstyle differences as art changes aside, they still look similar enough between regions that a hairstyle change could make them pretty good ringers for one another.
But, then in Diamond Pearl, they delivered this shocker:
We met Marnie and Page Joy and their father, Karsten. The implication is that
1.) Nurse Joy genes are passed down matrilineally. Anybody can have a child with the Nurse Joy and there is a chance they'll be like a clone of the mother.
2.) Joy is in fact their last name and that too, is passed down matrilineally. Having a living father does not stop them from having the last name Joy.
Now, Horizons/Pokemon SV gives us a unique specimen. A teenage/young adult delinquent Nurse Joy. Now, the Mossui Town Pokemon Center Lady isn't CONFIRMED to be a Nurse Joy relative and as far as we know, there's no other nurses in her region that resemble her.
In the most recent Japanese episode, we also see a Grandma Joy, confirming in fact that Nurse Joy does age, but also she's a Kanto Nurse Joy with a unique hairstyle compared to even the Joys at the same Pokemon Center.
But, then there's Molly. Molly is the first Pokemon Nurse who's a main character. She's IMPLIED to be a Nurse Joy as she claims to come from a family of Pokemon Doctors and is seen eventually working for Pokemon Centers.
When she as a young Pokemon Doctor, she bore a passing resemblance to a Galarian Nurse Joy, but notably, has always had a distinct design from the identical Nurse Joy family, which grew more distinct when she became independent and decided to travel the world treating Pokemon rather than stay at a Pokemon Center.
However, despite being a distinct design, she shares the basic physical features of a Nurse Joy as well as the voice actor, implying some manner of relation.
Finally catching up to the subs and Gramma Joy is in fact Mollie's mother. Both her and Mollie are 100% confirmed to be specifically Johto Nurse Joys, despite Mollie's distinct rebellious fashion sense.
I got new questions though as it seems Mollie refers to the Pokemon Center in Uiro City as her Family's Pokemon center which makes me question how Nurse Joy's divide labor. Far be it for me to suggest, but I think a little bit of nepotism might be going on in the Pokemon nursing system.
Outside of Mollie tho, we do see this one Nurse Joy off duty sporting a completely different look in her civvies in Kalos, suggesting against previous evidence that the Nurse Joy look is more a uniform than anything else.
And, Journeys has an episode where the fact that they can't recognize a girl all grown up to be Nurse Joy is a plot point, which also involves a real time visualization of the girl growing up where at no point does she look EXACTLY like a Nurse Joy, Marnie and Page style, until she's an adult.
BUT, ALSO! You've got Pesselle from Pokemon Legends: Arceus, suggested by the text to be the Ur-Joy, the ancestor of all modern Pokemon Center Ladies.
However, her character design ALSO draws inspiration from Mira, one of the Stat Trainers, NPC battling companions from Pokemon Diamond/Pear/Platinum and their remakes. Which would suggest that Mira, despite lacking the usual hair and eye colors, is a Joy or at least a distant relative of them if she's related to Pesselle.
So, okay. The Joy of Pokemon, an episode in the Orange Islands introduces an invidual Nurse Joy specimen of a Brown Nurse Joy (who also has super-strength, but that's not relevant actually).
They also flash back to her youth and show her roughly the same color, which means she ether has always had a fierce tan since she was like 6 or that's just her skin color. She's also always worn a lil' Nurse hat and is always shaped like that, Marnie and Page style.
Oddly enough, we see her whole family and they're as pale as regular Nurse Joys. Her sister is even confirmed to be the Nurse Joy in the Banned Episode "The Ice Cave!" in Johto.
So like tan or recessive genes or what have you.
Now we've also got Archaeologist from the Orange Islands and Pokemon Gym Inspector Joys who still just look like that regardless of their job (the archaeologist has a little nurse cross on her hat and is referred to as Nurse so she might be moonlighting) unlike the Kalos Nurse Joy, they don't change appearance when they're out of uniform.
We also got Nurse Joy M.D. PHD who also sports a degree in therapy from Celadon University, but who wears a stylish Neru collar shirt and black miniskirt, making her look more like an actual doctor than a cartoon nurse, save the hat. She also is the only Joy I'm aware of to need glasses.
There's also an Unova episode where the gang encounters a Pokemon Center Inspector that's more middle aged than your average Nurse Joy, but perhaps not showing her age as much as Mollie's Mom. She also notably has a slightly stockier build than your average Joy, including the other older Joys we've seen.
my god of anti-matter can't be this cute! (entered giratina in the cute contest for shits and giggles.... we ended up winning)
All of my light bulbasaurs in one place :)
it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

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unpopular opinion but I think we should stop calling transmasc people Nazis… infact we should stop calling any group of people who aren’t actually Nazis Nazis…
ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS… FOR ONE DAY YOU’LL LOOK BACK AND REALISE THEY WERE THE BIG THINGS!!!!