potatoes get lonely too.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who will send back an order if it’s incorrect, and those who will suffer in silence and stick with whatever they’re given.

In our lifetime, the person we have the most conversations with is ourselves, in our own head, without saying a single word aloud.

Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating.

Anything that is “grape” flavored tastes nothing like a grape. It tastes purple.

I wanna be financially secure but I wanna read books in my bed everyday ya feel me

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.

I cried when I first saw this

This is amazing and really important

Most kids today will never have to face the awkwardness of calling a girl at home and having her dad answer the phone.

It’s still seems strange that Flintstone’s Vitamins and Cereal outlived the cartoon they were based upon.

the curse of being a good listener is that sometimes you attract people who literally will not stop talking about themselves