Lost

Vox: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Valentino: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Velvette: And you just ran away?! Vox: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

Velvette: Truth or dare? Valentino: Truth! Velvette: Do you- Vox: I dare you to kiss me. Valentino: *kisses Vox* Velvette, to Kitty: He said “truth”, right?

Vox: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Valentino: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Vox: I said within reason, Val. How about I murder that guy? Valentino: So murder is in reason but proper self-care isn't? Vox: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Vox: Pick a card, any card. Valentino: Fine. Vox: Wait, that's my credit card! Valentino: You said any card.

Vox: Where are you going? Valentino: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Vox: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! Velvette, knowing full well that Vox got Valentino an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Vox: So, what’s Valentino's type? Velvette: Red eyes, mean as shit, oblivious, good sense of humor, shark lover. Vox: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Velvette: Did I mention oblivious? Vox: Yeah, why? Velvette: Okay, just making sure.

Vox: Do you want to know your gay name? Valentino: My... my gay name? Vox: Yeah, it's your first name- Valentino: Haha. Very funny Vox- Vox: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Valentino: Oh- oh my god.

I believe at some point I stated somewhere that Hazbin is Heathers but they’re all over 18 and also the high school is actively on fire at all times but they’ve just ran out of fucks and I still stand by that

Velvette: *sneaking in through her window* Vox: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Velvette: I was with Valentino? Valentino: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Vox, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Velvette: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Velvette: Here you go. Vox: Velvette: Valentino: Why am I here?

Valentino: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Vox: I saw you. Valentino: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Velvette in a turkey costume.

Velvette: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Vox, looking at Velvette: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Velvette and Vox in unison: *sighs* Valentino.