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im literally so terrified of someone being a part of my life for a long time bc i know it’s gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave

lolrenz

*when I leave

#sad

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Job interview

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in ten years?

Me: putting you in gulag

Interviewer: what?

Me:

Me: požit pljot kapitalistov, cyka blyat

#communism #eat the flesh of the capitalists #Russia #ayy lmao

hushhatake

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sperm don’t become babies

lolrenz

Aaaaarg! The stupidity.... It... It hurts so baaaaad!!!!

saepphire

lolrenz

And it is memes

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness

catchphrase

That moment...

when you discover a short story you wrote three years ago, and it’s lenghts better than anything you’ve written since

#writing #i suck #me #i rewrote it too #now it reads so well #why do i not write like that anymore #why #is #everything #i #write #just #shit #on #a #page

Coming home like:

Me: *slams door* time to relax

Brain: no

Me: what?

Brain: time to overthink

Me: plz no

Brain: nobody loves you, death is inevitably coming closer

Me:*cringes at my own thought*

#personal #me #everyday #tfw #why god

I get the feeling we meet some people, just so we can forget them.

-me, 2015

#me #quote #deep #taking the piss #jokes #fate is #something

notlindsay

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

notlindsay

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

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omg

inquisitivequeen

BERNIE!

lolrenz

Apply cold water to berned area.

#puns #feelthebern #elections #2016 #trump #can't stump the trump #don't vote for trump #trump 2k16 #bernie sanders #sanders2016 #sanders2k16

generalskelenhower

lolrenz

Elect general skelenhower. He won the war in 2015.

vehlr

I take some comfort in the idea that David Bowie, the master of reinvention, has probably just evolved into something so spectacular that we as mere mortals cannot comprehend it on this plane of existence.

lolrenz

*cries*

thecwspn

Lucifer rattles the Cage in ONE WEEK when new episodes of Supernatural return Wednesday at 9/8c!

lolrenz

Are you ready for Luci?

NASA plz

So we found out what the 'wow! Signal' is. Guess what. It's not aliens. Wtf nasa. I want aliens. Not fucking comets. It's 2016 ffs.

#nasa #space #aliens #wow #wow signal #get your head in the game #like #seriously nasa #2016 #I want aliens #ayy lmao

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