The Astrological Signs as Michael Jackson Songs
As of late, Iâve been immersing myself into the world of astrology (S/O to @itsjustdesire); I find myself being deeply fascinated by it. Not only has astrology helped me better grasp an understanding of my complex behavior and personality quirks, but itâs also given me more insight on why people do the things they do. And, if you couldnât already tell from my previous posts, Iâm a rabid Michael Jackson enthusiast. So, I decided to take something Iâve seen on Twitter quite often and put my own nerdtastic spin on itâassign each zodiac sign an MJ song and explain why I feel the song is representative of the signs. Sonically, lyrically, thematically, or all of the above. Hope you enjoy! And if you donât particularly care for the tune that your sign was assigned, my apologies in advance.
Aries - Now, for the Ram of the zodiac, I chose âWanna Be Startinâ Somethinâ.â Aries are known for their bold, assertive, energetic nature, and what better Mike Jack song encompasses those characteristics better than WBSS? Its fun, fiery, fast-paced feel pairs perfectly with the Ram. Also, the lyrics to âStartinâ Somethinââ have a defensiveness to them, which is also known as a common Aries trait.
Taurus - Finding the perfect mate for the Bull was a tad bit tough for me, but I think I found a suitor that Iâm sure all you Taureans will appreciateââHuman Nature.â My reason for choosing âHuman Natureâ to rep for Taurus is because of the signâs groundedness and placidity. Thereâs no tune in Mikeâs catalog thatâs as tranquil and soothing as âHuman Nature.â And its chorus, âWhy? Why? Tell âem that itâs human nature.â You canât get any more down-to-earth, grounded, and realistic than that.
Gemini - Alright, Twins. So for you guys, I picked âHistory.â Geminis are known for duality and deep complexity; they oftentimes get a bad rep for being âtwo-faced.â But thatâs not always a bad thing, and the title track of the âHIStoryâ album displays that. Alternating between a rough-edged, stabby, funky, motivational groove and a smooth, idealistic lilt, âHistoryâ is like two songs in one. Although âHistoryâ is one of Mikeâs most slept on tracks, itâs also one of his most creative and engaging. While Geminis are anything but under-discussed, theyâre definitely one of the most creative, brilliant, and magnetic signs of the zodiac.
Cancer - So, I chose âCryâ for the Crabs. If you know a little something about Cancers, youâre well aware of their highly sensitive, touchy disposition. A lot of people would even call them crybabies. (Hence, my song choice for them.) But aside from their hypersensitivity, Cancers can be deeply compassionate and altruistic. âCryâ is all about what Cancers stand forâdeep desire to make positive change, lending aid to good causes, and just plain olâ benevolence.
Leo - And now weâve arrived to the regal ones of the zodiac, les Leos. This sign is primarily known for being braggadocious, confident, and open, so selecting a song for the Lions (âBadâ) was an easy task. Leos are about rising up to the occasion, showing and proving to themselves and to the world around them just how capable and badass they are. âBadâ has a bouncy, upbeat, warm instrumentalâall things stereotypically Lion(ness). You go, Leo.
Virgo - Ah, yes, the analytical, anal workaholics of the zodiac. Anyone wanna take a wild guess as to which song I picked for the Virgins? If your guess is âWorkinâ Day and Night,â two âhee heesâ and an air kick for you. Virgos are extremely hard-working, almost to a fault. Theyâre very detail-oriented and appreciate tasks that require great intricacy, which is also why I feel WDAN best represents Virgos. âWorkinâ Day and Nightâ does not receive enough love in the Mike fandom for how incredibly elaborate the instrumental is. And to me, the same can be said for Virgosâwho I feel do not get their due props.
Libra - If you happen to be reading this post and youâre not a hardcore Michael Jackson fan, you might not be familiar with this jam. Libras, whose symbol is the Scales, are very elegant, smooth, refined individuals. The original demo for âP.Y.T.â encapsulates all those attributes. Libras are also known for their beauty, good taste, and affinity for the finer things in life. And despite its relaxed groove, the âP.Y.T.â demo has a subtly luxurious vibe.
Scorpio - As for our Scorpions, well, it was a toss up between two songs: âDangerousâ and âWho is It.â Now, both of these songs are well-representative of common Scorpio traitsâdark, intense, and passionate. Buuuutttt, Iâm leaning more towards âWho is itâ because of the tuneâs mysteriousness and its theme of betrayal and deception. Also, because people tend to berate Scorpios for their supposed âneed for emotional drama.â So if youâre a Scorp and you wholeheartedly rebuke the stereotypes placed upon you, gonâ head and opt for âDangerous.â It fits you just as well.
Sagittarius - Choosing a tune for the Archers of the crew was pretty tough as well. But after a bit of pondering, Iâm going with âOff the Wallâ as the Sag theme song. As we all know, âOff the Wallâ is about letting your hair down and freeing your mind, body, and spirit from lifeâs daily stressors. Sagittarians are characteristically fun, optimistic, outgoing, and free-spirited. When down, they donât stay down. They boogie!
Capricorn - Ok, to be perfectly honest, Iâm still not certain of which song I feel best epitomizes the Goats. So Iâm just gonna throw a dart at my MJ album collection. And whaddaya know? It landed on âMan in the Mirror.â Caps are, at most times, best described as grounded, ambitious, conservative, and wise creatures. âMan in the Mirrorâ relays the message that it takes self-awareness, work, and drive to make the world at large a better place. And I think the vast majority of Capricorns would deeply identify with this philosophy.
Aquarius - âStranger in Moscowâ is the cut that I chose for our resident Water Bearers because of how deep, multi-faceted, and artistic they are. They also have a tendency to isolate themselves from others and are labelled as cold and distant. But that aloofness is not without rhyme or reason. Aquas are pretty eccentric and, though they take great pride in their individuality, can sometimes feel lonely and misunderstood. They seldom show it, but Aquarians are emotional people who have an immense need to make a difference. To me, Aquas are quiet stormsâmuch like âStranger in Moscowâ is quietly intense.
Pisces - And last, but certainly not least, we have our Fishâthe dreamy, creative, quiet, gentle souls of the zodiac. âFly Awayâ is pretty much Pisces-in-a-jar. Listening to âFly Away,â you can easy space out and get whisked away into a dreamland where you and the object of your desire leave the callous world behind and float to the cosmos together. Idealistic and romantic, Pisces would want nothing more than to just...fly away.
Alright, folks, so thatâs it! Whatâd you think? Do you think my choices were pretty accurate? If not, which songs would you have chosen? Oh, and whatâs your sign? Iâd appreciate any feedback.