Everyone has their price.

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from a YA novel I wrote back in high school. change & alter as needed.

“Are you just going to keep staring at that thing all day?”

“This is a bank, right? …So why does it look like there’s some serious horror movie shit going down here?”

“Personally, I think she was just born a bitch.”

“Get yourself something to eat.”

“We’ve got to get this place cleaned up and looking nice.”

“It only takes sixty seconds of your time, but the peace of mind it gives you will last for a lifetime.”

“And you’re not frightened of needles, right?”

“That’s got more lies printed on it than a presidential campaign poster.”

“Remember that weekend in Los Angeles? Well, this is just like that, except we’re not using dynamite, and there won’t be any human sacrifices.”

“Oh, god, it’s trying to break the door down!”

“Did you get that off a bumper sticker?”

“No one wants to deal with your shit, [name]. Why else do you think your parents ditched you?”

“I’m fine. I ate last night.”

“Yes, a fair number of global concerns could be resolved if only people would stop ‘saying things’.”

“I’m sorry that happened to you.”

“It’s been like this for as long as I can remember.”

“My parents weren’t really into all that sentimental ‘loving your child’ shit.”

“Do you think it’s after midnight yet?”

“Correct me if I’m wrong, [name], but I’m pretty sure no one in recorded history has ever had laser vision.”

“Still, it’s kind of cool, isn’t it?”

“There’s no reason to be nervous, honey. It’s just standard procedure.”

“Things will get better. They just have to.”

“We have enough to keep the lights on, or the water running, but not both.”

“Look, nobody cares about people like us, okay? They never do. They never will. We’re on our own out here.”

“Apparently, I’ve joined the ranks of the demons. That’s what the priest told me when he was trying to ‘save my immortal soul’, or whatever.”

“I’m just a fuck-up, okay?! I fuck everything up! Everything! All the time! That’s why I’m alone! That’s why no one wants anything to do with me!”

“I’m sorry it didn’t work out for us, son.”

“She’s probably just mad at us for breathing. Repeated offenses, you know.”

“I’m doing this for you! For all of you!”

“We’ll leave a light on for you.”

Cinnamon: What’s your favorite smell?

Vanilla: How long does it usually take you to fall asleep?

Jasmine: Are you currently in a relationship?

Peppermint: Sweater weather or beach days?

Dandelion: Have you ever tried to garden?

Hibiscus: Where would you want to go on your next vacation?

Peach: Can you cook or bake?

Chai: Favorite color combination?

English Breakfast: Have you eaten today?

Earl Grey: Do you like your middle name?

Matcha: Iced tea or hot tea?

Raspberry: Do you have a work-out routine?

Lemongrass: Favorite childhood bedtime story?

Spearmint: What’s an interesting fact about you?

                              Might include some spoilers, if you haven’t played the game.

“I’m outta here.”

“All this preaching’s putting me to sleep.”

“I will return with help.”

“I won’t hold my breath.”

“You got a jacked-up notion of fair play pal, and it’s beginning to piss me off.”

“What’s the point of packin’ a sword like that if you aren’t even gonna use it?”

“You got a trick up your sleeve.”

“I thought the cat had your tongue.”

“Hate to interrupt, but I wanna wrap this show up before the cavalry arrives.”

“So you’re looking to play, huh? Alright, I guess I got some time to kill.”

“I think I’ll have to take you down a couple notches.”

“Business beckons.”

“Guy just came from Hell, he’s gotta hit up a couple tourist sites.”

“You jest so lightly in a time of crisis?”

“Please be careful. You still haven’t recovered.”

“Not so fast.”

“Let me guess, more demons?”

“Ahhh, the human world. It’s been a while…”

“Fire’s bad for the complexion. I burn easily, never tan.”

“I owe you thanks.”

“Never seen you before.”

“You’re [name], right? I’ve heard rumors.”

“That’s one way to get yourself shot.”

“So you after this guy too, or just here to catch some demons?”

“If you want a fight, then come on!”

“You’re stronger than you look, with a smart-ass mouth to match.”

“If we don’t finish this quickly, it’s gonna scar me for life.”

“Sorry pal, we’re closed!”

“Answer my question, what the hell is going on here?”

“Sorry kid, this is gonna have to wait.”

“Hey, don’t step up if you’re not gonna put up a decent fight.”

“Back down! I don’t want to hurt you.”

“What have you done to [name]?”

“What took you so long?”

“What are you doing here?”

“I don’t have time for this.”

“What’s the matter? Why the glare?”

“That regal look suits you.”

“Looks like you’ve got a rep to live up to.”

“That’s a solid performance for an old far like you.”

“Sorry. Religion and I don’t mix.”

“Glad I got your attention. I was beginning to feel a little ignored.”

“I think that look suits you better.”

“So, you ready to eat your words?”

“Time to wake up, kid.”

“Took your time.”

“What, you looking for an apology?”

“I guess I should thank you.”

“You call this sincerity?”

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  Yes.  Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon