Friendship City Unlimited

what no screen protector does to a mf =| my phone changes colors every time i drop it

im so glad we have a pokemon character thats just a bitch. a straight up moron. he has no redeeming qualities and i love him.

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]