Lohatrons

It's 11:30 am and I have already reached the point of "if one more thing goes wrong today I'm resorting to self-harm to calm down".

tumblr blaze is such a funny feature. every blazed post ive ever seen has replies full of people cursing op out for forcing them to see it. for a small fee you too can invite strangers to be mad at you. pay money to be publicly shamed for your x reader fic. incredible.

Cannot believe dan and Phil lurk on tumblr and post links to their videos and they haven’t updated their profile pics since like 2019

"Average Minecraft player builds a nice house to live in" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Minecraft player lives in a dirt hut. Megabuilds PearlescentMoon, who lives in a 6 story mansion on day 2 of a server and never sleeps, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

whenever i start up minecraft m like yeah im gonna build a nice little starter house and take it slow and then im 3 days in with several farms and a villager set up and no roof over my head. male living space ass situation every time.

can we dye everything green again

mental illness really will have you thinking shit like "if 1 william dollars appeared in my bank account right now i wouldn't even care. in fact i'd be kind of upset because now i have to figure out what to do with all that money, and if it isn't good enough then everyone will hate me." with complete and utter sincerity

that daily mail article looks so silly😭at least try harder with a more believable scandal and not.... Cheating 😭? it's dan and fucking phil???

Trying to spread a rumor that Daniel James Howell has been cheating on Philip Michael Lester is actually fucking hilarious can you at least try to be believable