do I wanna know

R: because you're not smart enough for that.

L: um, you don't have to be smart for making jokes

R:

R: no.

R: and what happened to the whole 'that was just a joke though' thing?

L:

R: fuck you, logan.

R: seriously, i'm so done with you.

R:

R: screw you.

R: ok.

R: what exactly was the purpose of this text conversation?

L: i have always known you wanted to screw me

L: but now i have proof

R: I hate autocorrect...

R: ...

R: just so you know, i am very pissed currently.

L: yeaaah, suuuure...

R: getting quite piss now though.

R: and that smiley is probably even weirder than mine.

R: duh. like i'd ever want to be your girlfriend...

L: well, if you need to use your bathroom then i won't hold you back?

R: if you could read and would actually use proper grammar, maybe less people would get pissed off through texts.

R: the girlfriend thing.

L: but you are not even pissed at me :~) ...yet

R: I don't hATE you.

R: seriously, since when does eight and ate mean the same thing.

R: but to answer you question; the one before that.

L: so you ate me? what? that's gross, reag

R: i just answered your question, idiot.

L: which question exactly?

R: well, there were no mistakes in there...

R: so... yeah.

R: oh -- that's a yes in case you didn't know.

R: sorry.

R: please use proper spelling and i might say yes.

R: Logan Walker.

R: are you seriously doing this over a text?

R: ...

L: so you h8 me

L: i knew it

R: logan?

R: explain.

R: i'm going to spam you until you explain what you mean.

R: you know i'm not going to stop.

R: I can keep this up pretty long, you know.

L: well, okay

L: do you want to be my girl friend?

L: i mean, girlfriend

R: wait what?

R: i'm confused.

R: and how exactly am i avoiding you?

R: nope you don't and you know it.

R: you wouldn't know what to do without your coolest friend.

L: idk... maybe it's because i haven't asked a certain question yet

L: wait, so we are just friends?