how about no

aquarius: F.U.N.

pisces: chocolate with nuts

aries: graveyard shift

taurus: band geeks

gemini: ripped pants

cancer: krusty krab training video

leo: the camping episode

virgo: dying for pie

libra: squeaky boots

scorpio: the fry cook games

sagittarius: frankendoodle

Aries: *goes completely apeshit and wins by killing opponent*

Taurus: I'm gonna kick your ass!!! *backs away*

Gemini: nah man. not gonna do this. not gonna d *kicks ass*

Cancer: fite me punk!! O shit wait no

Leo: *rips off shirt* u wanna go?!!

Virgo: *planning battle strategy in head*

Libra: *cries*

Scorpio: *summons satan* I win motherfucker

Sagittarius: *trips over their own feet and gets a bloody nose*

Capricorn: you messed with the wrong dude *runs away*

Aquarius: well fuck. I didn't want to have to murder another one