Its Not The World Thats Cruel

#proud

As far as I’m concerned, a ‘swimsuit body’ is a body with a swimsuit on it.

Varric Tethras: rogue, storyteller, and occasionally unwelcome tagalong.

Ah, my beloved lady warrior Cassandra Pentaghast!

And thank you for 3500+ followers, guys! :D

soulmate whatever-they-write-on-their-bodies AU

The human loves them even more for it.

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

Grab yourself a copy of the zine: [here]

The spirit shrugged. “Horny gods,” xe signed. “Really horny gods.”

Happy Snowbaz day!! I hope you all get to kiss your enemy/crush in a burning forest

No problem, Matt said. Need anything else? — A clear shot at Riko and no witnesses, Neil said. Matt grinned like he thought Neil was joking and left.

‘riko was supposedly handpicking the future US national team. he called it the “perfect court”, and even though it was unofficial and unbelievably arrogant, his talent and upbringing gave some credibility to the idea.

Kevin: Bullshit. I’m more competitive.

As much as the Foxes disliked each other at the times, they disliked their opponents more.