Mark: It’s good to see you.
Eef: It’s good to see you too.
Eef: It’s the uh...Spookiest time of the year and so *loud, elongated breath* we thought to...Make it even a little more spooky for ourselves, we’ll do something dumb.
Mark: Yeah. This goes without saying but we’re gonna say it anyway, don’t try this at home. You’re gonna hear some mouth sounds now.
Both: *disgusting ASMR mouth noises, Eef tapping on the table*
Mark: *loud exhaling* This is ASMR of ghosts. *continues to make “ghost noises” over Ethan talking*
Eef: Yes. You keep going.
*Mark continues to make ghost noises while Ethan says this bit*
Eef: Many many years ago, maybe 2010, 2012, there was a popular trend called the cinnamon challenge. It was very irresponsible, something that you should definitely never do. People have geniunely been hurt by it. So today, in the spirit of Fall, we thought we would try something that we hadn’t seen before-
Mark: Aaaa! Please don’t kill meeee!
Eef: And play around with pumpkin spice.
Eef: Now we want to be very clear, we are not calling this the pumpkin spice challenge,
*music and Mark’s ghost noises abrubtly stop*
Eef: because we don’t want to challenge people to do this.
Mark: That’s a great title though.
Eef: But we don’t wanna encourage people to-
Mark: That’s a great title...
*abrubt cut, mark has gone back to making ghost noises*
Mark: *in a deep raspy voice* Pumkin spice challenge x4
Eef: But reguardless of what the title is called, we want to make it very clear that we are not challenging or trying to influence people to do this.
*The two talk clearly for a bit, then go back to whispering*
Mark: I’m just saying everone probably fucking hated it...Okay, alright.
Eef: Pop your pumpkin spice open
Mark: im gonna pop it right open *opens it in front of the mic*
Amy: It’s organic I feel like we should say that.
Mark: Organic is bullshit!
Mark: You’re not being very quiet!
Amy: Well they can’t hear me I don’t have a mic...
Mark: They have built in mics, Amy.
Amy: I see nothing is ca-nothing is, no lines.
Mark: Did you turn off the mic, how are they gonna sync it?
Eef: It’s not that hard to sync.
Mark: They’re never gonna be able to!
Eef: Those editors are idiots!
Mark: That’s why we have to do a video without them!
Eef: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
*regular speech for a while*
Eef: Are we doing the tablespoon, darling?
Mark: In this we have, organic ground cinnamon is the number one ingredient. Organic ground ginger, organic ground nutmeg, organic ground allspice, organic ground cloves...Welcome to the cinnamon challenge.
That’s the end of the whispering bits.