stay with me

just wants to rp

Nah, man. You were never a bad guy. You’re a great guy and you would’ve ended up just as great if you’d never met me, but I’m glad that I could help. Please, promise me, that you’ll be okay, alright? [chuckles]  Hell yes. We can even write letters like an old couple if you want.

I'll be good, Trevor..I promise. And you better send me a signed copy of your first album..dude--we could even use fancy stationary!

Thank you, man.  It just sucks because I’m going to miss the hell out of you. I just want to thank you for everything you’ve done for me. In case you didn’t know, you’re the best friend I’ve ever had. Ever will have. We are going to talk like 24/8.

Take how much you're gonna miss me and double it..that's how much I'll miss you Trev. You've made everything so much better, you've made me a better dude..which truthfully, I needed. [laughs] We can text and facetime and email if people still do that. 

It’s not for another week or so… I’m sorry, man. I love you.

It's all good, Trev..I understand. I love you too, dude..I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, man. Uh, they all live in California. I have to move…

Calif--oh. 

Yeah, it’s really awesome. I don’t think I could be happier if I tried. They’re the coolest group of guys and it’s nice to meet people on my creative wavelength, but there’s something else. Something not so great.

I'm really proud of you, man. Wait-what?

I…. I auditioned for this band and I made it! The solo thing was getting old.

Dude!! That's fuckin' awesome! 

You know that if I were pregnant, it’d be yours. I— uh, no, I’m not pregnant. This news is equally as great, though.

Well c'mon buddy! Tell me!

I just got some kind of big news and no, I’m not pregnant.

Is it mi- oh you're not pregnant?