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the scariest part of obsession (2026) is that Bear is out there.

Im half way through Lee cronins the mummy and so far it’s giving “parents don’t know how to take care of their special needs child vibes”

I want to have sex with the movie rouge one

I kinda thought that sex ed was a myth made up by wishful educators. But today I was subbing at a school and had to sit in an auditorium full of 5th graders and get honest to god sex ed. It was coed and there was diagrams and a condom demonstration.

my favorite mouse trap is a fully loaded CZ-75B with an extended mag

if I’m fat it’s because I bake so many delicious treats.

just had a student show me a FnF animation? Or project he’s working on in scratch. It’s got baldi from baldi’s basics in it.

I wish I had a sword so I could admire my reflection in it.

my worst fucking enemy (the guy who directed barbarian) is directing a resident evil movie.

I need a man so I can hunt and kill a deer for him