Heartbreak Prince

“i feel like i learn more going to parties than i do in some of my classes. the conversations i accidentally overhear are pretty.. astounding.”

“Parties are way better for learning shit. A lot more fun too.”

“senior year is really kicking me in the behind, though i guess that’s really no ones fault but my own, since i decided taking almost all ap classes was a good idea. it might be time for a week long nap.”

“Only a week? Why not two?”

“I’m really feeling the post-Disney trip sadness and can I just say- I will forever take any holiday or birthday presents in the form of the cute ears you can buy off of etsy for all the times I’m going to inevitably beg my boyfriend to take us back.”

“Sadness? Really? Interesting. every time I’ve come back I’m just exhausted for like, a week.”

“Friendly reminder that I proposed a month ago and now I’m getting married and adopting a kid in two months. Thought everyone should remember that.”

“That’s... a lot. Congrats, man.”

when both your siblings call you out that you went out to lunch by yourself. it’s totally crazy for me to start dating again.

“it’s in the sibling job description to call one’s siblings out whenever the opportunity presents itself.”

“you’d think that when someones hires you as their lawyer - they’d listen to the advice you give them, no? why the hell would you pay me to not only defend you - but advise you in your case if you’re not going to listen to what i have to say. i don’t understand people.”

“I mostly listened to mine.”