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Im soooo excited to finally share my comic for @sanji-zine ! Been sitting on it since 2024 😳 If you missed your chance to scoop some goodies up, nows your chance- leftovers are open! Thank you again for your hard work guys ✨💚
When I started this, I was just starting to fall in love with cooking. I wanted to take a break from my typical gag comic format and focus on the process, which is deeply important to a fella deeply important to me! :]
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I'M SO CALM AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS
its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis
his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!
ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

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Why is this all management literally everywhere
Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.
I've seen a lot of talk of Zosia being characterized as an individual when it comes to fanworks/discussions/shipping. but I'd argue that like, the main appeal of Carol and Zosia's relationship to me is that Zosia is basically an eldritch horror wearing human skin and Carol is fully aware of it. Zosia is the lure of an angler fish but also Carol's only current option for a companion.
see carol is right to be freaked out but i also think that deliberately framing her with a huge 'president of the united states of america' flag while she tries to impose her worldview to several people who come from different countries of the global south has to be an intentional choice
This was one of my favorite moments in the episode. Because we can see why the virus would be appealing to everyone else in this scene, right? Koumba explains it pretty succinctly, and on top of that, there’s also cultural differences. I won’t try to speak for other cultures, but America is extremely individualistic, and Carol is a prime example. Freedom of choice and freedom of expression are central American ideals. But maybe for the other people in the room, what the virus is offering is a different kind of freedom. Freedom from discrimination, freedom from the threat of political violence, maybe even freedom from struggling to put food on the table. We don’t know their individual backgrounds — we only know Carol’s, which is a very privileged one, at least in regards to race and class. At the same time, we understand why Carol believes what she does. For queer people, the freedom to be different is necessary to our existence. But the way Carol is communicating her beliefs with the others — she isn’t respecting their freedom to choose, their freedom to be different from her. So she’s playing a sort of ideologically imperialist role, even as she’s arguing against the virus, which is also a metaphor for imperialism.
If birds had language as nuanced and complex as people do, urban birds would definitely have arguments about baby strollers. They'd look at people going around with them and think "huh damn, they've got nests that they can just move around. Wouldn't that be so convenient" and then some other one would go "yeah sure but they walk everywhere, how would you make a nest you could fly with?" and then keep arguing.
Someone is pretty sure that since the wheely-pushed portable nests only ever have human hatchlings in them, then surely they carry eggs some other way. Probably in those backpacks. The other birds agree that this is a stupid idea. They all disagree on why it can't be like that, but they all agree that humans don't carry eggs around.
Had they a language as complex as the humans, they would most likely be aware that humans lay not any eggs.
In an ideal situation, there's no place where feral pigeons are in the same place at the same time as somebody giving birth.

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my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?
My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.
My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.
There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.
Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
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@wire-face thanks for the tips!
also dont let him in.
I’m probably the only person who will find this funny considering I made this at 6am with zero sleep.
(Again my apologies if it sucks..)

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I had an idea, I still don't know it it was a good one
seattle mariners catcher cal "big dumper" raleigh just hit his 61st home run of the season. the ball was caught by a mariners fan wearing a shirt that said "dump 61 here". the cameras cut away from him for about thirty seconds, and when they cut back to him he had removed his "dump 61 here" to reveal a "dump 62 here" shirt underneath