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this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

Taking the "like a vampire but toned down for game balance purposes" implementation of dhampir and doing it with succubi instead would be such an evil thing to put on a character like hey. you've got some weak Seduction Powers whether you're into that or not. do people actually like you or are you using the evil powers on them without knowing it? are your feelings genuine or do you want to feed on the people you think you care about? haha people think you're an evil sex demon and every interaction you have with others is going to have that lingering in the background

I was thinking last night that the sketch show format might work great for pornography. Probably pornography in general is insufficiently developed in our culture.

It seems my gay son is in cahoots with my thot daughter

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[extremely boned up voice] they should let you give miis an "inferiority complex" quirk in tomodachi life

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

posting about historical figures that maybe 3 people care about. cloutless behavior