Here's To Life

me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that

sasuke could

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go

I don’t trust reddit because it’s the only social network whose users don’t hate the website they’re using. twitter users hate twitter. snapchat users hate snapchat. but reddit users will get a neck tattoo of the goofy little alien friend and name their first born son r/gaming

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else