Sebastian

grell calling herself an actress is just her fancy way of saying shes masking

Bilbo, to Thorin: Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good. Except...it sucks. So let me do the plan. And that way it might be really good.

i think its funny how grell calls sebastian a lady killer as if she didnt murder countless women alongside her girlfriend

grell enjoyers will be like 'omg she's so cute <3' while she in question is literally committing murder

I want more butler Grell content but specifically one where her mousy mask slips like maybe she's threatening an old man to shut the fuck up and keep his hands to himself, and we see Sebastian in the background just "lol I knew she could do that"