"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate