my sincere greetings, prime minister yagami, it is an honor to speak to you. i would like to know, for a friend, if it is straight for a straight man to have sex with his straight male former psychiatrist (32, divorced) if they are both objectively completely heterosexual men and (this part is important) the only reason why the sex is happening is that he lost his virginity to him? thank you for the answer in advance 🙏 I’ve always been a huge fan of your brilliant government.
You're appropriately polite and groveling. I like that.
Your troubles on behalf of your friend *wink* is indeed troubling. Through pure coincidence, I happen to know a psychiatrist psychologist who almost matches that description, since he's also a pervert who lies about his age. They all do. The only difference is that the one I know has never successfully corralled anyone into marrying him, and was the one who accidentally lost their virginity in a massive busting disaster he was in the locality of, which was unfortunate for all involved. Sigh.
That aside, sexual orientation is something you can torture yourself with or not, but it might be tiny bit gay. 🙀 I send my thoughts and prayers to your friend *wink*, and remind them that this arrangement isn't a typical treatment pathway to wellness. But y'know, whatever floats your boat. You should insist on reduced rates though.
