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A thousand years from now there will be a rumor that if you meet an old pegasus mare in the woods then you've met the Goddess of Nature. If that happens you had better be on your best behavior because if you're even the slightest bit rude, her jerk ass husband will make you taste plaid for a week.

FINALLY, NO WAY???? YOU WAITED, YOU ASKED, AND IT'S FINALLY HERE!

I just wanted to collect all the Hazbin AU/comic covers i ever made in one post, so here's my excuse to do it. Btw they're in somewhat chronological order (chronological on the event timeline, not when they were drawn) (it doesn't mean that they all exist in one timeline lol)

I may or may not have missed some AUs though, lmk if i did.

Finished

Alastor's Pride Education month (era 1)

Series of comics and memes, created during Pride month 2024, where Alastor learns about his asexuality, and makes it everyone else's problem.

Ongoing AUs and comics

Breakfast AU (era 1/era 2)

Comic, inspired by Velvette's line in Respectles "i could eat you all for breakfast". Rosie and Alastor took this personally and proved her wrong. Surprisingly, focused on the Vees and their relationships with each other.

Forced broadcast (era 2)

Vox didn't take Alastor's rejection well, and in anger used his hypnosis power on Alastor, to make him change his mind. Because Alastor was drunk and didn't expect the attack, Vox's attempt suceeded. Alastor accepts Vox's offer of partnership, even though he doesn't understand why.

Rise of the Radio demon (era 1/era 2 )

Comic about Alastor's first days in Hell and him becoming the Radio Demon.

Turned Humans (era 2)

Charlie fucked up a spell, and turned every sinner in Hell back into their human forms. Surprisingly, Radio Demon, terryfying monster, mysterious dealmaker, sadistic radiohost isn't anything anyone could've imagined.

Podcast Besties (era 2) (no masterpost)

Alastor and Velvette share a podcast.

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman (era 2) (no masterpost)

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman. And her name is Alecto.

Blinded (era 2)

During season 2 Alastor loses both eyes and his left arm.

May continue, may not

Good Intentions (era 1)

Comic-theory, alternative season 2. Seeing that redemption is actually possible, Heaven decided to establish a strict system of trials and punishments for souls in Hell, to earn their redemption.

Charlie's toys AU (era 1)

Lucifer and Lilith have no idea, how to handle children, and also they are two all-powerfull beings, that every sinner is afraid of. They treat sinners like toys for their Charlie, and one day they kidnap Alastor, to make him a new toy for their girl. They don't know yet, that they made a huge mistake. Probably.

Redeemed Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor gives up his power and blips straight into Heaven, meets his mom and unlocks old trauma. (AU started as a joke, but now it's all angst, sorry)

Reverse Hotel (era 1) (no masterpost)

AU where (almost) all characters switch roles with each other. AU changes Alastor and Charlie, Rosie and Vaggie, Angel Dust and Emily and so on.

Demon Mom (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor's mother is actually in Hell.

Won't be continued (sorry)

Artificial Demon AU (era 1)

Alastor was created by Sera and scientists in heaven, to prevent uprising and solve the problem of overpopulation.

Angel Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor is (was?) a seraphim in Heaven.

Hazbin + DBH AU (era 1) (no masterpost)

I intended to respond with Vox being cute while Val is pouty, until he pushes him off him when Ethan interrupts.

... But I can't. Not for this one. Let them be simply wholesome.

I love him so much

I'm wanting to get more comic ideas for them after my trip btw

Alastor: when you’re near.

You: awww.

Alastor: I said near, not touching. Stop. Stop! Don't touch me like that!

You: you leaned in!

The deep red of the early morning sun seeps through the closed curtains in his room, shielding you both from the outside world.

You rest in your shared bed, with your hair a mess and your jaw slack, lying on your stomach. Alastor rests on top of you, not sleeping; but nuzzling his face into the nape of your neck.

His ears are pinned back, and his little deer-like tail wags back and forth behind him in pleasure. His arms are wrapped around you in uncharacteristic affection.

Little fawn like noises emit from him with every brush of his cheek against your collarbone. Just something about the thought of you smelling like him brought a satisfaction to his chest he never once thought possible.

Then it all went awry.

When you first stir, Alastor jumps, and quickly scrambles to roll away, nearly falling off the bed in his attempt. He has to grip the bed stand and lie stiff as a board on the mattress, shortly after having to push himself back on it in the first place.

His face is flushed and ears are pinned, his grin is strained and obviously humiliated as you ask him if he woke you up.

Good thing he was turned away from you, lying on his side with the blanket so tight around him it may just kill him a second time.

— “Al?’.. Did you need something?”

— “No. Go back to sleep.”

You raise a brow.

— “But you-”

— “Rest woman!-”

As confused as you are, you roll back over to try and sleep. As pleased as Alastor would’ve been to continue, he couldn’t risk getting caught.

part 2 of tricking the trickster, sinsmas edition

tbh the shipping is more tangential, since I mainly wanna focus on the dynamic with Vox & Charlie in this au, but it is there in the periphery

at first it starts as harmless flirting on Lucifer & Lilith's part. Vox is objectively attractive and taking very good care of their child, it makes sense that they'd both have some interest.

it isn't until Lilith puts together that 'oh wait, this might be bordering on unethical' that anything actually happens. she sits the boys down one night to hash out an addendum to Vox's contract, ensuring that he'll never be compelled to follow any orders of a sexual nature from either of them.

Vox (the clueless fucking workaholic) is immediately like "wait, that's an option?!" and things progress from there.

it's purely a friends-with-benefits arrangement between the married couple and their nanny for years, until one hilarious moment when they all separately but simultaneously realize that feelings have entered the mix.

it's all very domestic from there up until the canon timeline.

I might sketch out some moments with the throuple in the future if the mood strikes, but for now, have this peace offering.