llaveante

How to write it

How to write romance

Love Language - Showing, not telling love

Love Language - Showing you care

Honeymoon

Slow burn

Forbidden Romance (+ prompts)

Reasons for a break-up while still loving each other

How to create quick chemistry

How to write enemies to lovers (+ prompts)

How to write lovers to enemies to lovers

Arranged matrimony for royalty (+ prompts)

Date gone wrong

Academic rivals to lovers

Romantic Fall Date Ideas

How to write a polyamorous relationship

Milestones in a relationship

How to write age difference

Fluffy Kiss Scene

Reasons a couple would divorce on good terms

Prompt Lists

Romance Part I

Romance Part II

Bad ones, unrequited, break-up Part I

Bad ones, unrequited, break-up Part II

Two smart and also stupid people in love

Push and pull romantic prompts

Co-workers - Hate to love

Lovers to enemies

Love to hate relationship

Jealousy + Things said during sex prompts

Moving in together

OTP Christmas Prompts

Prompts about kissing

Romance Sentence Starters

Romantic Question Prompts

Fake Dating/Marriage/Engagement Prompts

Domestic Fluff Prompts

Fluff Prompts

OT3 Prompts

OT3 ideas

Royalty Prompts - Loyal companion x Princess Romance

Royalty Prompts - Knight x Princess

Roommates to lovers - Spending time together

Introducing partner(s) to family

Flirting Prompts - Oblivious and flirty

Unrequited Love Prompts

Romance Dialogue Prompts – Uncomfortable with affection

Matchmaking Prompts

Valentine’s Day Prompts

Fake Dating Dialogue Prompts

Fake Dating AUs

Hand-holding

Kisses

Love confession - Screaming at each other

Ways to say ‘I love you’

Love Triangle Ideas

How to write it

How to write romance

Love Language - Showing, not telling love

Honeymoon

Slow burn

Forbidden Romance (+ prompts)

Reasons for a break-up while still loving each other

How to create quick chemistry

How to write enemies to lovers (+ prompts)

How to write lovers to enemies to lovers

Arranged matrimony for royalty (+ prompts)

Date gone wrong

Academic rivals to lovers

Romantic Fall Date Ideas

How to write a polyamorous relationship

Prompt Lists

Romance Part I

Romance Part II

Bad ones, unrequited, break-up Part I

Bad ones, unrequited, break-up Part II

Two smart and also stupid people in love

Push and pull romantic prompts

Co-workers - Hate to love

Lovers to enemies

Jealousy + Things said during sex prompts

These images share both similar and opposite energies and they both hurt me

I wrote a live transcript but it fUCKING DELETED so have this instead.

He kind of made fun of their tour, which is rich for him, considering he has had no fucking tours (thank god).

He called Phil (AmazingPhil) a bird (well, he said he looked like a bird, so ???) and said he was ugly. Firstly, fuck him. Secondly, I personally find Phil more attractive, but then doesn’t mean I’m going to call Dan ugly. Jesus Christ.

He commented on the uploading schedule of his main channel, side channel and the gaming channel.

He went on for about a minute on how having only your right ear pierced is gay, then realised he has both piercings in and called him bi. At this point I was really close to hitting myself with a dictionary.

He reacted to some of his tweets, acting slightly offended at the climate change joke, like the hypocrite he is.

He reacted to a Wattpad book called “why i hate dan howell” which I’m pretty sure was highly sarcastic.

He reacted to some tweets for 2012/2013 and called charlieskies a “10-year-old” when he clearly does not even know about that whole drama. This is just him being a dumbass.

He called an old Dan video “cringey” which ???. Wow, that’s about about as relevant to this review as Onision’s relevance in general.

He commented on a girl’s review of the Phandom and such.

He compared people insulting Dan’s content to insulting a cute puppy, insinuating that he did nothing but look at a camera and be cute.

He called the overalls he wore in the pastel edits “lesbian overalls”. I actually hit myself with a dictionary a this point.

He commented on Leafy’s review of Dan and Phil, which was probably taken out of context to be a really bad review.

He called the pizza from the mukbang disgusting. What a crime.

Basically, he did everything but comment and react on Dan’s recent videos and more recent activity.

Upload rate: 1/10. I was thinking that was more of the rating on how much Dan cares about his opinion, but I can see how this works too.

Cuteness: 9/10. Bitch, he’s a 9.5 at least.

Quality of videos: 7/10. Although I’m not sure what he was even judging this on.

Overall rating: 8/10. Based on what? Does he consider himself a 10? If so, then Dan soars far above 10.

all of us: YOUR BOY BOY B-B-B-B-B-BOYFRIEND YOUR BOY BOY B-B-B-B-B-BOYFRIEND YOUR BOY

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