Suuuup simps and simpetes

Me when I rouse the blood to awaken (woke up too fucking early for a fucking math class) and must use my disciplines to avoid harm (run to not get hit by a fucking car on my way to class) and so must feast upon an unsuspecting mortal (Lunchables Ham and Cheddar Cracker Stacker) to sate my hunger lest the Beast takes over (this one is actually just The Beast from VTM).

This is actually painful. The way she's completely light. Her crying as she covers his mouth. His expression? THE HAND PLACEMENT? GOOD LORD THEY WILL BE THE END OF ME

Man, this Grail War is fucked up. I see Genghis Khan fighting Sun Wukong while Judas Iscariot bombards the area trying to kill either or both. I think I just heard someone yell “Large Hadron Collider!” and localize a black hole which then, even more terrifyingly, was easily countered somehow, meanwhile, all I summoned was the Hypothetical Racist White Baby With A Terminal Illness That Wants To Say The N Word As His Last Request. I gotta get the fuck out of here.