died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

my possible career choices: cloud flower

I can’t wait for it to be fall so I can rot with the leaves

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

at least i look better than prince philip

i didn’t hit puberty i just kinda shook its hand

tantrum hole

me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

why’s there still so many horny people on here??? don’t you have twitter??? sorry to burst your bubble but here we only talk about being trapped in abandoned grain silos