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boom click the sound of my dick

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

Seemlessness

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

this is the best thing I watched today

why is this orc a twink

excuse you he is clearly a twunk

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

Wow

Watch this!