Lizzie

real friendship is coming over and letting me tell u abt my new blorbo

Trapped?? No. I require blorbo info

sskk first time but they are both bottoms just staring at each other because Akutagawa wants Atsushi to put his tiger arms to work and pin him down and Atsushi wants Akutagawa to use rashomon to tie him up and somehow neither of them will admit it or make the first move

The next logical step they take is to start strangling eachother

I don’t think it’s the vaccines that causes autism, it was that fuckass yard hose they let me drink out of

It’s me I’m exhibit A

sending out a teacher wishlist rn feels like a peasant boy begging for one morsel of moldy bread like please sir I know you are withholding riches from my guild and profession but I must request a minuscule sum for a purchase of plae-dough and graphite whittling contraptions

It’s ok peasant boy I will deign to throw a single loaf right at ur face and also tell my mother to do the same

As an asexual getting Pei Ming is so fucking funny to me

The best part of the latest episode is that Maomao is finally confronted with the knowledge that she did indeed force the crown prince to dress in drag