@theartofmadeline
Product Placement
styofa doing anything
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Kaledo Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies
Kiana Khansmith
almost home
KIROKAZE
Game of Thrones Daily
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Discoholic πͺ©
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@lizzard-kween
some customers: oh my god iβm so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but iβm so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before iβve even asked it or iβll kill you where you standΒ
#1 has worked in retail
#2 hasnβt
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THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!
One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.
LMAO #LOVEWINS
me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after youβre done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
Itβs fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
Iβm sorry, I canβt hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
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me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: iβm going to fucking kill whoever did this. iβm going to kill them for you. donβt worry, babies. Iβm going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. theyβll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. youβre talking to the plants. okay.
Itβs weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
Donβt fuck me up like this
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shit tickets
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Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
What I said: Awww!
What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.
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Still Life, 2017
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omg
she tried to like MURDER ME!!!!
oh my god??
@the-brady-bitch heβs disgusting and I just love to have fun
