Liztastic

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

SHUT THE FUCK UP

how do you even notice that

LMAO

You know what

cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks

-Martin Luther, 1517, thesis 35 of his 95 theses

crying

dark google show me forbidden documents

Today feels like a good day to wander into a forest for 30 years only to come back with antlers, a thousand yard stare and the ability to speak to the earth.

And they’d be immediately welcomed by the person’s friends and family

And if they act out of sorts, or unusually, everyone would assume it was due to their brain trauma.

Until they pull some exorcist shit and projectile vomit everywhere while speaking latin

“might”

This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash 

i can connect with this gif on an emotional level