this is why we don't have nice things

Found this while cleaning. Apparently the boys were "collecting evidence"

Fresh helix piercing with a pretty yellow gold piece from @bvla She was super nervous, and when I told her she was all done, she squealed "THAT WAS IT?!?" Always makes me giggle #dupontcircle #fattystattoosandpiercings #ladypiercer #piercerbabes #bvla #yellowgold #gold #helix #piercing (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

How I feel about my @piercer.babes

at The Lodge

Fun little helix piercing with a lavender opal from @neometaljewelry I WANT TO PUT ALL THE OPALS IN YOU!! #piercerbabes #ladypiercer #neometal #opal #lavenderopal #helix #fattystattoos #fattysdupont #fattystattoosandpiercings #dupontcircle #dc (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

First day back at work after surgery last week! I'm definitely exhausted, but had fun! Got to have a little daith party with @elreydevalencia 'a lovely mom, and she totally has amazing taste in jewelry! I'm slightly (well more than slightly) jealous of this piece from @bvla #fattystattoos #daith #piercing #rosegold #bvla #gold #ladypiercer #piercerbabes (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

I make amazing cookies

Collections

Bubbles

Got to sparkle up this pretty lady today at @fattystattoosandpiercings We used some super shiny jewelry from @neometaljewelry #neometal #nostrilpiercing #nosepiercing #neocult #ladypiercer #piercerbabes #fattysdupont #dupontcircle #fattystattoos (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

We're collecting toys for #toysfortots at @incognitotattoostudio ! Bring in a new unwrapped toy to donate and we will give you a $25 gift certficate! This is insanity!! 🎅🎁🎄🎁🎅 #incognitotattoostudio #greencastle #christmas #toydonations (at Incognito Tattoo Studio)

Some of the pretty navel jewelry from @anatometalinc And @industrialstrength at @fattystattoosandpiercings #opal #ladypiercer #fattysdupont #fattystattoos #industrialstrength #anatometal #bodyjewelry #navel (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

Look at all this gorgeousness that wants to be in your septum, daith, or both!! Working @fattystattoosandpiercings in DuPont til 8! Come see me! 💝🐼❤️ #fattysdupont #fattystattoos #dupontcircle #anatometal #industrialstrength #bodyjewelry #piercer #ladypiercer (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

Fresh daith piercing I did today at @fattystattoosandpiercings in DuPont. #daith #piercing #ladypiercer #piercerbabes #dupontcircle #fattystattoosdupont #fattystattooshstreet (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

Fresh conch piercing with a sapphire blue trinity top from @neometaljewelry (other piercings not by me) Some fun today at @fattystattoosandpiercings #fattysdupont #fattystattoos #dupontcircle #dc #piercing #neometal #neocult #conch #ladypiercer (at Fatty's Tattoos & Piercings Dupont Circle)

Creepy time time (at Dupont Circle)