I'll be your best imaginary friend!

WHY?! Because one time I was doing some vocal warm ups (when I thought I was alone) and I was doing my ZIM impression, then my boy walks in and says "oh! are you watching ZIM!?" 

 and I'm just like... "Pfffft ha wha!? Nahhhh... you're just hearing shit!"😅 😐

And he was just..." Huh Uhh...ok? " 

I wonder if I could benefit from it? Granted, I wouldn't tell my fucked up problem to even the world's best most trusted docter. 

I was in a post office parking lot this one time, and my grandmother was talking to this lady she knew. Lady looks over at me and says "oh! Are you (my sister's name)?! and I say "no I'm Liz". Lady just looks at me and says  "oh....I thought you were dead." 

And I'm just like...😐 wtf!