M.I.A

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!

My anxiety, depression and ADHD interacting

I heard they literally did this for an hour, stoned out of their fucking minds

*adjusts my titties* anyways…

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

#venus has a low render distance

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

Plormp

BIGGEST MOOD

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

I feel so called out and yet so understood.