It’s been said before and I will say it again: men love to think they’re so tough and intellectual, but they have no clue of the extent to which women treat them with kid gloves because we know just how emotionally distressed they get at any challenge to their world views. The faintest sign of a challenge and they immediately kick off and start trying to derail and make things personal and petty.

bada bing, babadook

@harinef

when somebody requests to follow my finsta but they have not been pre-screened

*hacker voice* I’m in

I heard about this on NPR. Apparently the adults actually get disappointed when the bot doesn’t peep back so the next model is gonna be able to make noises.

it must peep

Wow, you “hate” bad things? don’t you know hatred IS a bad thing??? I love bad things, because love is a good thing

Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place

the chaos

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.