take a dip in my daydreams

@vodka-and-espresso the snort

Nerdy Ben is my favorite Ben.

Bless both of these men

#DON’T!!!!!! #DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT KIRK EYES #DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT THE KIRK SMILE #DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANY OF IT #DON’T TALK TO ME #END OF SENTENCE (tags via endquestionmark)

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

not trying to be mean here i don’t even know who this ricky dillon fellow is but i just came across his twenty one pilots ‘heathens’ music video and it was literally the worst most cringey experiences of my entire life my eyes are burning

Jesus fucking Christ I just watched it and couldn’t get past the first minute dear god I almost threw up when he licked the bat

and now this poor kid is getting bullied in his comments. nice

i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto and I was like no and they were like you can’t get a restraining order against someone you’ve never interacted with and I was like but he creeps me the fuck out and they were like ahhh yes he creeps her the fuck out maybe we should consider this. so it became a huge deal and the news started reporting on it and other people saw it and were like hello yes Jared Leto also creeps me out can I have a restraining order. so eventually like everyone in the world got a restraining order. but the restraining orders like stacked for some reason so eventually the distance of how far he had to be from most people was so large we had no choice but to launch him into outer space to live out the rest of his life alone. the day we launched him into space was celebrated as a international holiday and I was considered a hero for sparking the revolution. the end.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying