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Me when I’m a little bloated; haha what if this was a baby

soft cute pregnant things like painting my belly and laughing together at how silly the doodles are, placing headphones on my belly as we play our favorite songs for the baby and see who’s music taste the baby loves more, or buying baby books and reading them to my tummy every night for the baby to hear our voices 😞 </3

my bad, dude. ovulating. You know how it is

holding my womb like there’s already a baby growing in there

Honestly I just want a day full of sex. We don’t leave the bed unless it’s to get food, and all we do is watch tv and fuck… hard, soft, passionate and dirty… And I wanna end the day exhausted and satisfied

Hear me out, someone who likes to tease their partner with a pregnancy kink by treating them like they're pregnant when they go out somewhere. Giving their belly extra attention, telling them to be careful in their "condition", asking if you and the baby need anything, maybe even taking them to a maternity store to "be prepared for when they start showing"

Permapreg but make it eggs. Your body is constantly producing eggs. And even when you finally manage to push some out, your obscenely bloated midsection isn’t any smaller than before. In fact, since you took so long it’s actually a bit bigger. You’ll have to work harder next time or who knows how big you’ll get.

I just wanna be babied through a home birth 🥺