Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts

I want to make a mess for you.

when will a huge, frightening insectoid alien crawl into my bedroom while i sleep and pump me fat full of eggs to incubate and ill wake up so pregnant i cant move and maybe abduct me to be used forever?

To stuff a donut down a chubby girls throat while gently patting her fupa that's been slowly swallowing her pussy...

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

using contractions to get out of social situations so many times in a row (and to be fair, you're going, like, really overdue with multiples) that when you actually go into labor at a party, no one actually believes you