Live your life to hilt

“i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

I didn't tell you to expect anything from me.Hell I'm not even close to being as famous as garlfield.

I think the reason Ed Sheeran is actually my favorite person ever to exist is because there is literally no drama with him. He’s just like a happy little cupcake with colorful tattoos and writes music and gets really drunk and has fun and I just love Ed

#my favorite ed sheeran story is the one where my friend met him on the bus in boston #she was like ‘uhh whatcha doing?’ #and he shrugged and said ‘going to my show’ #like that’s p much the most ed sheeran thing to have ever happened and i love it

I sat to Ed Sheeran on a plane to New York City one time and he wouldn’t stop telling me about this mermaid documentary he saw on The Discovery Channel.

I met ed sheeran outside of my local radio station once and he forgot the word ‘camera’ so he said “everybody get your selfie things ready”

I just want to know one thing, he’ll the hell do you guys bump into celebrities like I can even find my mother in a supermarket.

You guys got a celebrity magnet with you?