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Kyungsoo: If you have a bad cough, take laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough. 

Xiumin: Show the haters how it’s done by hating yourself the most.

Chanyeol: Every zoo is a petting zoo, unless you’re a little bitch. 

Chen: Big guy looked at you funny? Bro, you can totally take him. 

Kai: The best day of the week to begin a diet is tomorrow. 

Baekhyun: If you’re going to do something that you’re going to regret in the morning, then just sleep till the afternoon.

Suho: If you feel lonely, watch a horror movie before going to bed. Then you won’t feel alone anymore. 

Yixing: When it comes to yellow lights, no cop? No stop.