the US wants to run Venezuela through just a conglomerate of oil companies. this is pure extractive colonialism and imperialist aggression. not to like be iranian on main but. oil. it's always fucking oil.

dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

being on the internet

this show really did cover every type of breakdown a human can have

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

This gives off more evil energy than a normal K-Mart, which is saying a lot because K-Mart already gives off a very bad energy

happy passover to everyone who celebrates!