the earth's a savage garden

zemo might be a war criminal and a murderer but he’s pretty AND great with kids so I think it evens out

idk how ppl find twitter ‘more bearable’ than tumblr. i log onto tumblr and i see posts from the same handful of ppl i’ve come to expect, displayed in chronological order. then i log onto twitter and it’s like “here’s a seemingly random collection of posts arranged in order of how angry we think they’ll make u! also, every celebrity and major world leader is on here trying to earn their master’s degree from Clown University”

I’m sorry for who I will become if we get a sword wielding Zemo (I’m not actually sorry lmfao)

The Avengers got destroyed by a man who DEFINITELY owns a purple Juicy Couture tracksuit...

And it absolutely says 'juicy' in rhinestones on the ass

Thank you, vorkosigans, for this GIFset of Anthony Mackie in a leather vest, thereby guaranteeing no work will be done for the next half hour.

Thank you, Anthony Mackie, for looking so incredibly amazing in a leather vest, thereby guaranteeing at least 12% of a mood improvement.

I could look at his face all day